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Date:2010-03-10 20:25

I just "nudged" you! I didn't even know that was a thing!

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Date:2007-08-09 23:17
Subject:still pretty..

Yesterday I used the restroom in the library and written on the left side of the stall in small little tiny baby letters was "I think you're still pretty without the makeup."

It made me smile, it was so cute! Even more so because there was a little tiny heart next to it.

I wanted to take a picture of it, but there's been a slew of peeping toms at school lately. Some guy has been going in the women's restroom and taking pictures of girls in the stalls.

So I figued it wouldn't be wise, especially if someone came in at the exact moment my phone was making the "camera" noise. I could just imagine them kicking the door down and screaming RAPIST!!

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Date:2007-08-04 13:56
Subject:ciation of pronouns..

When I say my screename outloud in my head I say it like:


But on the rare occasion someone mentions my screename outloud, in real life, they say it:


What's up with that?

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Date:2007-06-05 23:47
Subject:I'm so JAZZED!!

Have you seen those Starbursts commercials for the new Berries and Cream flavors???

Probably you have and it freaked you out. But the actor is this AMAZING man named Jack Ferver.

He's AMAZING because he was on Strangers with Candy before he was known as the 'little lad' from those starbursts commercials, and because he's my new icon!! You know you love it.


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Date:2007-03-10 03:24
Subject:Ears on a plane!

My ears make me feel like I'm on a plane!! eww. I have that incessant popping when I swallow or yawn and it hurts me. I was really sick two weeks ago, and was pretty much told I HAD to go to work. I was like death, seriously I wore my black hooded robe but I couldn't find my scythe anywhere! But I was okay with going in because I had to go to "train" my replacement since I was quitting.

It was those kids that made me sick in the first place.

I feel better now, but my ears are telling me otherwise.

And I had such a good track record this year when it came to being sick. I think a lifetime of putting up with my weak immune system has turned me into a vitamin C junkie.

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Date:2006-11-10 13:30
Subject:easy bake oven inducted into toy hall of fame!

Man, and I never got an easy bake oven! Don't think it's too late. I actually asked for one last Christmas and my cousin was like "I'll totally get you one if that's what you really want" And I said YEAH that's what I really want.I'm not one of those people that's starts making Christmas wish lits months in advance or anything, but on Thanksgiving we were looking through the sales together and I saw one so that's why I said that I wanted one...not COMPLETELY random.

Anyway instead on Christmas day I unwrapped one of those tacky shirts with some cocky bullshit on it like "Talented" or something like that. Not that I don't appreciate it, it's the thought that counts. And I'm not into the whole "if they spend more money on me that means they love me more" mindset. I mean I once asked Santa for TOOTHPICKS AND STRAWS!! I think that letter still exists.

I LOATH rude dirty people. I came to the library to use the microwave and type up my story and so I'm standing at the microwave and I was unwrapping my food, got it out and was placing it on a napkin to put it in. and this DIRTY looking boy comes and rips his burrito open and sticks it in when he KNOWS I was there first. So I just looked at him like he was the nastiest slimiest person on the face of the earth. I mean a BURRITO!! You're just gross. And then he got his food out and he left the wrapper there!! NASTY!! He really is nasty cause in his RUSH to beat me to the microwave he forgot that he didn't have any napkins or a plate to set it on so he is looking around and instead of taking his burrito out and going to the bathroom to get a napkin he just lays it in there with nothing underneath and cooks it!!! EWWWWWW!! that is the nastiest part of the whole story. I mean, do you realize how much CRAP gets cooked in there and you choose to go in without protection! I find solace in knowing that rude dude probably got Chlamydia from his burrito....

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Date:2006-02-26 02:57
Subject:watching the Olympics

If you're an olympic watcher and you caught any of the skiing ones...I'm not sure what they're called exactly, but on the ones where they zig zag? yeah those..One of the announcer guys sounds like GARFIELD ..yes the CAT! you know the voice from his show Garfield and friends. If you know what I'm talking about you are awesome, if you don' what else is new?

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Date:2005-08-12 01:31
Subject:Made up.

I think I've pretty much decided to start protecting all my posts so sign in if you don't. I'm too lazy to go back and fix it so all the others are too.

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Date:2005-06-13 16:19


"I love you more!!"


p.s Why was that woman having so much trouble with that word "Admis..minster..ministring?"

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Date:2005-03-21 17:16
Subject:meet my husband

okay so a couple years back there was this song by this band with a really SHECKSHI lead singer. The song was Hanging by a moment, the band was lifehouse, and the sex was/is Jason Wade.

Anyways why all this babbling about mr. Wade, you ask? Well while flipping stations on my new phone/radio I thought I heard that sexy man voice resurrected so I checked it out. Turns out they have a new cd that is out tomorrow and the have a new single now on the mainstream titled You and Me. Not that I'm promoting the band or anything. I was just sitting around wondering what had happened to them. I thought they had fallen of the side of the earth but I think they just replaced one of the members cause the other dude quit. Also I wanted to let everyone in on that sexy sexy man. Just look at him, he got a haircut but he is SEXAYY!!

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Ignore baldy the bandmate in that last one, but look at him he's even sexy when he's being silly...but wait I forgot boys don't like silly girls haha Vanessa you are stoopid!
He is just all kind of sexy! could I say the word sexy anymore? I think not!
I couldn't find any "before" pictures so go do your own research if you're really THAT interested.
Scary thing is he KIND OF reminds me of my cousin. It's only cause they have the same eyes/eyebrow region whatever that's called.

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Date:2005-03-02 15:04

This is to proove that I update. Ha!

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Date:2005-02-02 23:44
Subject:movie quiz

see if that link works, try it. I only got 25.

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Date:2005-01-27 01:35
Subject:Project Runway

Kevin got the boot. Nora is the icon. Her hair = AWESOME.

It's 1:36 and I have a 8:30 class in the morning. I just finished reading my English assignment. It was MLK's letter from Birmingham Jail. It is really long. But it is one good letter. Really powerful, everything he says is just so TRUE I was like Right on. I've never really read anything he did so that was a cool experience. And then I had some questions to answer but my brain is having difficulties. I talked to my brother on yahoo today. He is doin' okay. He saw me via webcam. He got a haircut. I should too, considering everyone is freaking about it. I came so close in Laredo.

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Date:2004-11-30 00:16
Subject:those paid account options fooled me --->

I thought they slipped and gave me a paid account free! Why have paid account options there if I do not have a paid account?
I should be revising my english paper. Jasmine owes me 3 dollars. And Nessa's dorm room was maliciously attacked over the break by the craz-T white boys that live a floor below her. They sprayed yellow fire extinguisher dust under her door, and it covered the floor. Crazy, just crazy.

My icon is of my little cousin johnathan, I love his lips, and everytime I see him drink water from a bottle I want to take a picture of those lips, but I never have. So whilst babysitting the day after TURKEY DAY (<--haha Nessa!) I told him to hop on the sink and drink from the faucet, cause I had already caught him doing it. I just wanted him to do it again so I could take a pic of him. and now, look at those lips. I may post the full pic later.

The sucky-est feeling is to be so close yet so far. So is the feeling I get when I think of school. We are so close to the end, less than a week and finals, but these last weeks are so damn crucial, if you slip and get lazy you fail. And for what? All that semester work at a loss, and not to mention that money!

I just had a legally blonde flashback when I typed semester. When that lesbian, women's rights activist is talking at the party about how the word semester is biased, and thats why she is petitioning to have it called the winter OVester???? I dunno.

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Date:2004-11-23 23:18
Subject:This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!

L.A.M.B is out today!! errrbody go listen. I woke up extra early today to buy it, not really I was out early because I had to go with my Tia Zoe to the post office to drop off some Christmas packages for my brother. Supposedly if you wanted the packages to get over there by christmas it was supposed to have been sent out Before Nov. 20th or somehting like that??? beats me. The subject of my post is a quote from HOLLABACK GIRL, off of L.A.M.B. It's so funny and cute, that song..and the quote. Because if you think about it, this shit IS bananas. Now, everybody spell it out.

Also, I just saw this AMAZING, good, great movie on tv. Ch. 39.. what is that AMC? The title of the movie was Stellla Dallas starring Barbra Stanwyck. It was a very old movie from like the 30s but SOOO good. I cried y'all, I cried. This whole point of the story is that this woman is a single mom, and her baby's daddy is rich and marring a rich woman. Even though her and her daughter have been together their whole lives, she knows that her daughter will get a better life if she moves with her father. So she makes up this lie that she doesn't want her and she's happy to be rid of her. And the girl still wants to come back. Then she makes up this other lie that she is marrying this awful man. And her daughter moves with her dad, and ends up marryin' and her mom watches from the street. Cause they never see each other again. Ohh, I don't think I explained it well AT ALL. but see it if you can. it was a beautiful movie, they just don't make em' like that anymore.

Also today we went to petsmart and we bought slinky this little grey Newsboy hat!! it is so cute!!! All he needs is a crutch and he could be tiny tim...from a christmas carol!! Oh it's so funny!! and he came in and he had this black mark on his back like he rubbed up against a dirty muffler or something and I said "You really do look like Tiny Tim now!!" oh I will take a picture!

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Date:2004-11-13 01:25
Subject:enough is enough

If Livejournal were my child, it would have already been dead and decomposing from lack of feedings. It's emaciated body whispering "feed me" in it's last breath. And so here I am to try and resuscitate good ol' Mirabilis <----the name of my future child.
School has taken total control, and it will not give in to negotiations. Last weekend was the Party of the year and approx. 3 hours to party time I HAD to cancel because I HAD to come home and see my niece, who I had not seen in forever. I just can't say no to her. Photobucket was being a little bitchbucket the last time I tried to upload pics, so I'll try later.
On the way back to Austin we stopped at some little towns bbq place and it was reminiscent of something out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the meat was questionable. My dad says it brought him back to the 60s, because of the exaggerated amount of old white couples that filled the eatery. To top it off all the men had on huntin' caps, and everyone stared at us when we walked in, EVERYONE. I was preparing myself to hear "we don't serve your kind here" but nothing of the sort, they were actually kind of nice, and laughed at my niece when she ordered sausage...and bread!, she said the word bread significantly louder than sausage, so as to add a "don't forget about the bread" kind of feel to it.
I just tried registering for my classes and it never fails, there is always that one class that is filled and no other classes available for it, and so now I have to mess with my schedule all over again. well guess what I'M NOT DOIN IT!! or at least I will put it off till tomorrow, the last day of priority registration.
The MFAH has not seen me in years. So Jo and I went today to visit, and get credit for scholars. We saw George catlins Native American paintings, lots of pre columbian artifacts, a very cool underground blue tunnel, jewels galore!, and played in the nylon string thingy outside of the museum. It was a nice little visit, that would have been nicer had we gone on free day aka THURSDAY, but Jo was busy then so I had to pay 3.50, much better than 7. I got a student discount. Word to the wise, you can get in free on saturday and sunday with a powercard, or harris county library card!! so go already!

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Date:2004-10-13 23:42

You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...

If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.

You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex!

When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago.

You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.

You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.

You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list.

The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.

You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.

When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.

You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.

You have more friends on LJ than in real life.

You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends.

You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.

You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.

You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.

You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)

You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)

You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.

You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.

You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.

You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.

You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.

You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.

You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.

Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.

Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.

You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).

You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.

You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.

You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"

You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.

You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.

You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.

You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.

You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.

You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.

You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.

You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)

You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.

You've been featured on LJ Drama.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.

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Date:2004-10-04 22:21

Hey look at that beautiful bean footage, I mean lj icon. It's from a lotteria card, he's my favorite, good ol' drunken lunatic.

I'm tired, so tired. Of what? I don't even know. I came home drained today. I think it's this cold that I'm experiencing. Stupid sick people. I hate when you're not sick, but yet you see others who are sick and in your head you're like "Man it sure does suck to be them right now, I hate being sick, It just sucks" and then two days later, you're sick. well, exibit A. yup, that happened to me. It does suck. but I think I'm getting over it, but I was only "sick" for like 3 days, so I'm scared that this may just be the eye of the storm. I'm also tired of school. And certain people that also go to said school. I need new friends. Maybe that girl who's always looking at me and Vanessa like she's mad at us in Poly Sci. We should go up to her and be like you know what I was gonna let you be my friend but you lost your chance. You looked at us crazy for the last time, SMACK!

In the good news catagory, I got a 95 on my first History exam!?!?!?!?!?!? Yeah I was excited, History is now my favorite subject, I'm considering changing majors now, not really.

We get to see TAXI tomorrow @ UH! Special sneek peak, yeah!
Speaking of I watched that Clara Harris story "Suburban Madness" on CBS, worst made for tv movie EVER (say it in comic book guy from the Simpsons voice) It was just so Texas! I really hated that.
I'll leave you with Ms. Beanes favourtie words:



2. "ONWARD!"

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Date:2004-09-22 22:53

guess who the Houston Press named Houston's Best Sexy Newscaster??


that was funny. I was like, "Dominique, my role model!" LOL

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Date:2004-09-22 22:36
Subject:Expressing my love for John Fogerty

why is the update format look different, and it says paid account options up in the corner?

I dunno
anyhow...For a while Now I was looking for my Dad's old Credence CD, cause I wanted to burn it and have a copy for myself. And I found it and I was so happy like "great, cause I Love John Fogerty"
So then a couple of days ago we saw this commercial for Live by Request:John Fogerty on A&E and we all freaked and we got all excited and decided it was most necessary to tape it. And we are watching it now, it's great, really great. I just think the man is AMAZING, such a great singer/songwriter. And in my opinion completely under-appreciated. I practically grew up listening to him cause my Dad was always a big CCR fan and all that so when we'd go on long road trip, like to laredo (which was kinda frequent) we'd pop the tape in, so I know ALL his songs! I want his new album, maybe I'll get it for my dad. 'DejaVu all over again" or something like that. His songs just have a way of putting me in a good mood and making me happy. Maybe it's the nostalgia of it all. Ahh, nostalgia, how I love that word.

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